課室笑話一則
人物: 大聲男生 + 老師
地點: 課室
學生: May I throw the rubbish please?
老師: (上上o下堂dump 乜垃圾呀....)
Do it after class. Not now.
學生: har? but.... but... it is .... it is ... IN my table....
老師: (故意留難) IN your table? What do you mean by in your table?
You can't put something IN your table.
學生: No... um... it is.... ON.. on.. on... my table.
(諗諗下又唔係, 舊垃圾唔o係枱面)
No... um... it is.... it is.... er... UNDER my table...
(諗諗下又唔係, 舊垃圾唔係o係枱底)
No... um... it is... it is.... er... IN MY UNDER! (大聲)
[全班大笑]
老師: (極力忍笑) um.... It is in your DRAWER.
Okay, go and throw your rubbish.
