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黑社會英文

I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠 ！

You call me how to come out and walk in the future?
你叫我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see.
我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me.
如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。

Blow chicken
吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友 。

Face green green
臉青青 。

You see road carefully
你小心睇路 。

Are you road?
你係唔係路呀?

How senior are you?
你算老幾?

What the water are you?
你係乜水?

Do you big me?
你大我呀?

Zebra chops people
班馬劈友 。

Do the world
做世界 。

Big tea rice
大茶飯 。

What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.
我俾條毛你！

Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到?

Wear grass
著草

I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未夠班同我講數！

What the spring do you do?
你做乜春?

Measure water/Pound water.
磅水

A dragon service.
一條龍服務

Hold hold water.
楂楂水

[[i] 本帖最後由 青蔥歲月 於 2008-2-12 02:41 PM 編輯 [/i]]

-.- 中 文 式 嘅 英 文 ..

港式英文=3= 睇過再睇都咁搞笑::3

[[i] 本帖最後由 C57L1025 於 2008-2-15 08:20 PM 編輯 [/i]]

也叫中文式英語，呵呵，搞笑，好玩！
[quote]原帖由 [i]C57L1025[/i] 於 2008-2-15 08:19 PM 發表
港式英文=3= 睇過再睇都咁[url=http://www.aromatherapyhk.com/member/question.html]蘆薈[/url]搞笑::3 [/quote]

真係好有問題o既英文:z42:

ha!

好有創意既英文 ... 真係 " blow elephant " 啦 ~ :z3:

+____+這些英文岩我程度!+_+我成日中亦英，但好彩都有人明!+_+

中照譯的英文真的笑死我~~ :z48:

有d我之前同fd有講過..
超超搞笑..我同果fd講"do you big me?"
佢答我"do you small me?"
跟住知點解果d,,系到狂笑..